Exciting Business Opportunity!

22 05 2009

Wow I”m so excited I just got this email for the wild new business opportunity!!  And look look I’m ‘quite astute in private entrepreneurship’  HA

FROM: Mr.Liu Yan
Bank of China Ltd.
13/F. Bank of China Tower1 Garden Road
Hong Kong.

I sincerely ask for forgiveness for I know this may seem like a complete
intrusion to your privacy but right about now this is my option of
communication. This mail might come to you as a surprise and the
temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind; but please
consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.
This letter must surprise you because we have never meet before neither in
person nor by correspondence,but I believe that it takes just one day to
meet or know someone either physically or through correspondence.

I got your contact through my personal search, you were revealed as being
quite astute in private entrepreneurship,and one has no doubt in your
ability to handle a financial business transaction. I am Mr. Liu Yan a
transfer supervisor operations in investment section in Bank of China Ltd.
Secretariat of the BOCHK Charitable Foundation 13/F. Bank of China Tower,
1 Garden Road,Hong Kong I have an obscured business suggestion for
you.Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client General Mohammed Jassim Ali
who work with the Iraqi forces and also business man made a numbered fixed
deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of (I will disclose amount
upon your reply) in my branch.

Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even early in the war,again
after the war another notification was sent and still no response came
from him.We later find out that General Mohammed Jassim Ali and his family
had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home.

After further investigation it was also discovered that General Mohammed
Jassim Ali did not declare any next of kin in his official papers
including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me
the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his
deposit in my bank. So, (I will disclose amount upon your reply) is still
lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What
bothers me most is that, according to the to the laws of my country at the
expiration 3 years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong
Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.

Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a
foreigner to stand as the next of kin to General Mohammed Jassim Ali so
that you will be able to receive his funds.I want you to know that I have
had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful.

I have contacted an attorney who will prepare the legal documents that
will back you up as the next of kin to General Mohammed Jassim Ali, all
what is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your
Full Names, private phone number and Address so that the attorney can
commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney
will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary
approval and letter of probate in your favor for the transfer of the funds
to an account that will be provided by you with my guidance.There is no
risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt a legalized
method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents.

Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning
this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank
account we shall discuss the percentage issue on your reply.

If you are interested please send me a mail on
(liuyan_3***k**hn @yahoo.com.hk) and your full names and current

residential address, and I will prefer you to reach me on my private and
secure email address below and finally after that I shall provide you with
more details of this operation.

Kind Regards
Liu Yan.

I’m gonna pull all my investments and savings and … lol  ok I can’t this shit cracks me up.. Who falls for these things? I mean really?  Someone must… ooooh maybe I’ll email back and have me a little fun!
But come on… really a Hong Kong Bank mogul … using a yahoo email address with a load of random letters and numbers in it no less…. puulleease!



6 responses

22 05 2009

Yeah, I know someone who would fall for this… that stupid woman I temped for!!! I can send this along to her…

22 05 2009

utmost discretion – good job on that note – ha

22 05 2009

I know right I think I’m going to email… 😀 let the fun begin

23 05 2009

I get at least two of these each week! I thought the same as you, who would fall for this shit, but apparently people do all the time – and then they go cry to Dr. Phil or Oprah about it 🙂 Very entertaining, yet makes me want to throw random objects at the television and shout “That’s what’s you get for being retarded!!!!” Oh please e-mail them back – please please please! Keep us posted 🙂

23 05 2009

On a completely unrelated note I sent your samples AGAIN yesterday – hopefully they will get there soon, you’ve earned them 🙂 BTW I looked at the comments on your video, and you’re right, it cost me about $5.00 to send the prank – it was worth EVERY PENNY!

24 05 2009


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