I Hope You’re Afraid, Very Afraid

3 08 2010

Hope VS Fear

Which is more damaging?  Well at first glance I suspect most would say the answer is obvious, to the point of wondering why someone would even bother posing the question.  But think about it a little more, yes the obvious answer is that hope brings positive things to your life and fear is solidly negative.  But is it really that simple?

Perhaps I need to make something clear first.   I’m not talking about dire situation, like mid war or holocaust, I’m talking about normal everyday life.  In those kinds of situations, obviously hope is a motivator, when everything is dark it’s a shining light.  But how often is the average person faced with that kind of situation?  In my lifetime?  Never, how about you?  My money is still on never.  So that perspective is irrelevant, now let’s look at a normal life.  Everything is good or fine, or even fantastic.  We have all the essentials, and for most of us nothing to really strive for, or to push us forward.

Think on this for a moment.  Fear is the greatest motivator of all time.  Why do you go to work every day, save money, put away for retirement, try to eat healthily, exercise?  The list goes on, brush your teeth, wear sun screen, not go out late at night alone, etc.  Fear, it all boils down to fear, sure there may be some out there that maintain it’s due to ‘common sense’ or that they just happen to have higher morals, values and whatnot, but I’m calling bullshit on that.  I can say that I do what I do for better reasons, but if I’m being honest most of it is because I’m afraid of something.  I fear losing my teeth, getting really overweight and sick, becoming old and unable to Read the rest of this entry »





A Fat Girl and an Ugly Girl Walk into a Bar…

22 03 2010

Go on take this personally!! I fucking dare you 😀

So while I was biking today I had a bit of an obnoxious thought  that was rather pithy very relevant. It was a little dialog in my head between a fat girl and an ugly girl.
You know the one.. we’ve all said it at some point or at least the key sentence of it.  To ourselves or to  a friend to make them feel better.

Fat Girl:  Woah, you’re so ugly!

Ugly Girl: Dude, really? Heffer McHerrson is commenting on my looks?

Fat Girl: Hey I may be fat, but at least I”m not ugly.  I can always lose weight, what are you going to do? Plastic surgury? Ha ha.

(this is usually where the thought pattern, conversation, comments end)  but wait there is more!!

Ugly Girl: Right smart ass, then why don’t you?

…….   what?  WHAT?

That’s right, Ugly girl wins.  So why don’t you?

The ‘ugly’ ch Read the rest of this entry »