Showing off your tremendous dick is inappropriate in class!

20 12 2008

tardo parkingThe other night, I went to see Twilight. Wasn’t a bad movie, wasn’t great but it was entertaining. It still had nothing on the classic, The Lost Boys, man that movie rocked! We all had dinner together at Bongo’s and then went to the film. After the movie I gave Amanda ride home, and when I dropped her off we had a great giggle at this tool who pulled up on the cross walk no where near the curb… and just hopped out of the car leaving it hanging out into the intersection.

Is that a dick in your pants?So last night I was at editing and this kid wrote and awesome, yet wildly inappropriate essay. The picture that they were meant to use to write the story from is right here. The ‘splash’ marks, or at least that’s what I think they are supposed to be, look a bit wrong to me too .. but I wouldn’t have been ballsy enough to write something like this in my English class .. lol.

Here is a chunk of the essay for your entertainment!

“One day, Zorro and Robin went to the river. Despite the fact that the sign said ‘No Swimming’, Zorro and Robin jumped into the river. Zoro showed off his tremendous dick intentionally. Robin was so shy that her faced turned into red. Because of devil fruit (forbidden fruit), Robin cannot swim at all. She can only just sit by the river, but look at Zorro’s handsome face. Suddenly, Zoro was caught by the flow of the river and he cannot get rid of it! Robin soared (yelled) loudly for help. Hearing Robin’s soaring, rubber man, Luffy ran close fast and stretched out his rubber hand. ‘Seize my hand’ Luffy said. Zoro seized his hand and Luffy pull Zoro.”

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4 responses

20 12 2008
bex

WTF?

20 12 2008
Dave

Okay where is this going?

21 12 2008
Dee

BWAAAA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

23 12 2008
Nadine

That is freaking hilarious!

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